…Santa Buddies, do NOT bring god into this. The dog finds some meat, and thanks the lord for a sec. Still, this is a step up from both FoodFight and oogieloves.Īfter he went by the gang, he went by an alley hence what I just said. Why does he keep picking terrible roles like this? He doesn’t talk much in this scene as an alley dog escapes his wrath. I mean, this is our like 4 th wasted actor but it’s also his third time on this blog. However, they are interrupted by the dogcatcher Stan Kruge (GET IT, IT’S LIKE SCROOGE), played by…Christoper Lloyd. However, not too many kids showed up but they press on. Sure, that’s the point but before they seemed perfectly okay but now they are selfish when it comes to Christmas.īy the way, they are out here cuz of the lighting of the town Christmas tree led by the human sheriff, who has also changed since Air buddies. Even Girl bud, the most straight forward likable one is now selfish. So right off the bat, all the buddies minus Buddah are unlikable. Only Buddha is smart in this case, which is funny cuz…he’s.,…yeah, i’ll stop. Okay, I get why the ones like say White Gansta bud don’t buy it but Girl bud proceeds to say she doesn’t buy it and she just loves the presents. We’ve seen other “Talking/’ animals so why doesn’t Santa have his own pig or Goat? Just saying. Why is there a Santa for dogs? I get that Santa is too busy with humans to deal with dogs, but why just dogs? See, Fat Bud ate the Thanksgiving turkey, and Sniffer here jokes that he may be on Santa paw’s naughty list. However, they are joined by a new sheriff dog (It’s a different design from Air buddies, so I guess the other character died) voiced by Tim Conway Well, Mudbud has changed to some unknown. They have the same cast from Snow and Space, so no need to go over it again. With that ,we cut to Fernfield where we finally meet the buddies. God, even the dialogue is cliché! No, I won’t count it. However, Puppy says he just wanted to have fun.Ĭhrist almighty, this is the Christmas equivalent of REBOUND. Puppy Paws is taken to Santa who chews him out for doing this. Anyway, Puppy paws fucks up with one of the machines and makes all the toy making devices go extra fast.Īnd now he has fucked up big time making everyone hate him.
#Santa buddies movie#
I don’t need to show you a pic of the place, cuz if you have a vague idea of how a cheap kid’s movie would portray Santa’s workshop, you’ve already seen it.
Aka the guy from Crash and Bernstein and…sigh, the short guy from 30 of bullshit.Īt least this is a step up from that piece of crap. We head to Santa’s workshop, where we see that one of the elves is played by Danny Woodburn. Oh, did I mention Puppy paws will take on the role of Santa’s Christmas dog but cuz he knows nothing, he can’t do it yet? This reindeer couldn’t look lazier if it TRIED.Īnyway, the lead reindeer tells Puppy Paws to fuck off once they land, as they must get ready for Christmas eve. GREG WHY.Īlso, I know this is a direct to video flick but these effects are TERRIBLE. Also, Puppy Paws is voiced by Zachary Gordon. But we cut to him taking Santa’s reindeer driven sleigh on a joy ride. And yes, Christmas depends on a flipping ICICLE.Įven better, their only hope is for Santa Paw’s son, Puppy paws, to teach the next generation. …Let’s do this again.īy the way, I count the part where if kids don’t believe, the icicle melts and christmas is gone, as one cliché. We’re not even 2 minutes in and we have our first tired Christmas cliché. “ These children and their pups just don’t believe like they used to”
They come across some ice cave (which is some bad CG, or whatever) that has a magic icicle that is starting to melt. Yes, the dog speaks right off since, you know, Santa is magic and stuff. He is with his dog (of course Santa has a dog) Santa Paws (haw), voiced by Tom Bosley. The movie opens with Santa, played by George Wendt, in front of a pathetic green screen that the movie passes off as the north pole. This is simply the Christmas special, and there is nothing interesting to discuss. Who doesn’t love Christmas in September? Well anyway, I hope this means we get bad Christmas cliches on top of the regular ones! The bad news is that THERE’S 3 MORE AFTER THIS.Įven better, this is a true Christmas film, and I’m months early. The good news is that I have only 3 left after this. I’ve had to face tired cliches, uninspired characters, bad scripts, and some really bad jokes. Sure, only one was flat out awful but as a whole each film has it’s set of flaws that shows how little effort was put into them.
This Air bud spin off has given me so much pain. That’s right, it’s time once again to review a buddies movie. NOBODY’S FEELIN’ FINE CUZ IT’S BUDDIES TIME. NOBODY’S FEELIN’ FINE CUZ IT’S BUDDIES TIME I’LL BE BUSTING THE MOVIE, I’LL BE BUSTING IT’S CRIMES YOU TO NOT RELAX OR TAKE A LOAD OFF YOUR MIND Don’t sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show! Well, there’s something you should know, so I’m gonna tell you so.
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